| HF man pack | QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
Getting asked for cash/make change | More than 1 name badge | Ham on scooter |
| Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
Old man with high pants | Audible APRS transmission | Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
| Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
HT turned up too loud | FREE SPACE |
Boy Scout in uniform | Seller tells you his price for something quickly followed by how much he paid 10 years ago (Bonus: Prices aren't far apart) |
| Someone wearing POTA stuff | Overly tactical/surplus ham (tactical vest, tactical cargo pants, shirt with flag/eagle/wolf/Harley-Davidson (or some mix), boonie cap) |
Ham carrying pet(s) | Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
Windows 3.11 computer priced like new |
| Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
D-STAR zealot | Wife that's ready to go home | Ham with more than 4 HTs | Serious raffle ticket guy (...he's still filling out tickets) |