| Plumber's crack | Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
Kilt | Someone wearing POTA stuff | NASCAR ham |
| HF man pack | Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
Windows 3.11 computer priced like new | Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
Hillbilly's first trip to town in 25 years |
| Ham with entire family in tow | Ham wife selling soaps, crochet, or crafts | FREE SPACE |
Orange safety vest | Ham carrying pet(s) |
| Gender non-conforming ham | Ham with more than 4 HTs | Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
HT turned up too loud |
| Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
"I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |
Ham with walker | A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |