| Antenna bigger than vehicle | Serious raffle ticket guy (...he's still filling out tickets) |
A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
Ham on scooter | Home imrpovement vendor (windows, roofing, remodeling) |
| Getting asked for cash/make change | Hillbilly's first trip to town in 25 years | Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
| QRP zealot (usually bashing QRO zealots) |
Wife that's ready to go home | FREE SPACE |
Car with callsign lettering on the paint | All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
| "I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |
Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
Kilt | American flag do-rag | HF man pack |
| QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
Plumber's crack | Someone wearing POTA stuff | Beeping Morse code name badge | D-STAR zealot |