| Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
Seller tells you his price for something quickly followed by how much he paid 10 years ago (Bonus: Prices aren't far apart) |
More than 1 name badge | Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
| Ham with walker | Ham with more than 4 HTs | Ham wife selling soaps, crochet or crafts | Car with callsign lettering on the paint | Kilt |
| Plumber's crack | Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
FREE SPACE |
All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
Wife that's ready to go home |
| Flip phone | Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
Flip-up sunglasses | Gordon West, WB6NOA | Ham with entire family in tow |
| Old man with high pants | American flag do-rag | A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
Antenna bigger than vehicle | Fanny pack |