| American flag do-rag | Ham with walker | Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
HT turned up too loud | Ham wife selling soaps, crochet or crafts |
| "I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |
All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
Ham on scooter | Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
| Antenna bigger than vehicle | QRP zealot (usually bashing QRO zealots) |
FREE SPACE |
Suspenders | HF man pack |
| Ham carrying pet(s) | Windows 3.11 computer priced like new | Car with callsign lettering on the paint | Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
| Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
Wife that's ready to go home | Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |