| Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
Ham carrying pet(s) | "I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |
Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
| More than 1 name badge | Dryrotted coax for sell | Wife that's ready to go home | Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
American flag do-rag |
| Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
HT turned up too loud | FREE SPACE |
NASCAR ham | Ham wife selling soaps, crochet or crafts |
| Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
Ham with walker | Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
Plumber's crack | QRP zealot (usually bashing QRO zealots) |
| Fanny pack | Kilt | Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
Beeping Morse code name badge | Gordon West, WB6NOA |