| Flip-up sunglasses | Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
Ham with more than 4 HTs |
| More than 1 name badge | Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
Fanny pack |
| Beeping Morse code name badge | Flip phone | FREE SPACE |
All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
Car with callsign lettering on the paint |
| Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years | Suspenders | Windows 3.11 computer priced like new | QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
Overly tactical/surplus ham (tactical vest, tactical cargo pants, shirt with flag/eagle/wolf/Harley-Davidson (or some mix), boonie cap) |
| "I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |
HT turned up too loud | D-STAR zealot | Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
Ham carrying pet(s) |