| American flag do-rag | Overly tactical/surplus ham (tactical vest, tactical cargo pants, shirt with flag/eagle/wolf/Harley-Davidson (or some mix), boonie cap) |
Suspenders | Fanny pack | Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years |
| "I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |
Ham wife selling soaps, crochet or crafts | Boy Scout in uniform | Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
| QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
Audible APRS transmission | FREE SPACE |
Ham with walker | Antenna bigger than vehicle |
| Wife that's ready to go home | Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
Flip-up sunglasses | Orange safety vest | Ham carrying pet(s) |
| Beeping Morse code name badge | Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
Ham with entire family in tow | More than 1 name badge | Ham on scooter |