| Car with callsign lettering on the paint | Old man with high pants | Antenna bigger than vehicle | Windows 3.11 computer priced like new | Orange safety vest |
| Ham with entire family in tow | More than 1 name badge | Audible APRS transmission | Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
HF man pack |
| Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
Flip phone | FREE SPACE |
Scooter collision Bonus: if you get hit |
Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
| Ham with more than 4 HTs | Overly tactical/surplus ham (tactical vest, tactical cargo pants, shirt with flag/eagle/wolf/Harley-Davidson (or some mix), boonie cap) |
Wife that's ready to go home | Plumber's crack | QRO zealot (usually bashing QRP zealots) |
| "I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |
American flag do-rag | All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
Ham wife selling soaps, crochet or crafts | Ham carrying pet(s) |