| Car with callsign lettering on the paint | Kilt | NASCAR ham | Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
Dryrotted coax for sell |
| American flag do-rag | Gordon West, WB6NOA | Flip-up sunglasses | Plumber's crack | Broken volume ham (heard from across the parking lot) |
| D-STAR zealot | Boy Scout in uniform | FREE SPACE |
Seller tells you his price for something quickly followed by how much he paid 10 years ago (Bonus: Prices aren't far apart) |
Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
| Suspenders | Old man with high pants | Ham wife selling soaps, crochet or crafts | Wife that's ready to go home | Fanny pack |
| Ham with walker | More than 1 name badge | Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years | A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
HT turned up too loud |