| All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
Way-too-short shorts +5 points if paired with way-too-tall socks |
"I'm just here for the food." (sits around eating the whole time.) (nachos by 8:30am) |
Windows 3.11 computer priced like new |
| Food stains on clothes +5 points if it's fresh |
Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years | More than 1 name badge | Gordon West, WB6NOA | A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
| Ham on scooter | NASCAR ham | FREE SPACE |
D-STAR zealot | Audible APRS transmission |
| Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
Suspenders | Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
Ham with entire family in tow | Orange safety vest |
| Beeping Morse code name badge | Ham with more than 4 HTs | Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
Cigarette-smoke ham (you won't see him as much as smell him) Bonus: smoke-stained facial hair |
Car with callsign lettering on the paint |