| Ham with entire family in tow | All-leather clad biker ham +1 point for Harley Davidson shirt +10 points if you see him get off a Honda Goldwing |
Flip phone | More than 1 name badge | Fanny pack |
| Seller has things on table that he can't identify Quotes you a price anyway |
Beeping Morse code name badge | Plumber's crack | Kilt | Audible APRS transmission |
| Dryrotted coax for sell | Way-too-made-up female "Attention, please" |
FREE SPACE |
A-little-too-into-it ham (tower on helmet, exhibiting cosplay/ComiCon behavior) |
American flag do-rag |
| Hill-billy's first trip to town in 25 years | Ham with walker | Orange safety vest | Smelly ham (hasn't bathed since he got his license) |
Overly-caffeinated ham (usually found in tailgate sale section) |
| Car with more than 4 ham antennas (Bonus: all mag-mount) |
NASCAR ham | Car with callsign lettering on the paint | Whacker mobile (safety lights all over) |
Wife that's ready to go home |